PROFILE 0F 21st CENTURY WOMAN
by Valerie Otto
| DOES |
DOES NOT |
| Look her age |
Look old |
| Care about her appearance |
Look in the mirror every 5 minutes |
| Have a career |
Care if her boss is 10 years younger |
| Pay attention to world affairs |
Correlate world affairs to mean "pink is the new black" |
| Makes sure she gets exercise |
Feel compelled to compete in extreme sports |
| Eat well |
Obsess about a cookie |
| Go dancing |
Go dancing with another man"s husband |
| Want to travel the world |
Have to hitchhike to get there |
| Find time for herself |
Feel selfish about it |
| Research her health options |
Believe she knows more than her doctor |
| Take herbal remedies |
Believe they cure diseases |
| Read labels |
Believe everything she reads |
| Offer her years of wisdom |
Believe she knows it all |
| Enjoy her wine and cocktails |
Party like she did at 28 |
| Want to have sex |
Perform acrobatics |
| Like to hear how pretty she is |
Need to hear it all the time |
| Look forward to this time of life |
Believe she"s past her prime |
| Read these charts |
Take them with a grain of salt | |
